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[romanticamnesiac]

I was on your check-in list? I'm touched, I had no idea you felt that way. I'm sorry if my lack of response upset you then.

[Since... there's going to be a lot of times when there would be more legitimate reasons for him not answering, given his track record with torture.]

[functioningoptimally]

[ Ugh. ]

The only way I feel is that you're a pain in my ass.

I'm just making sure you're not going to be an even more of a pain in my ass. That's it.

[romanticamnesiac]

Ah, I take that to mean that if I were in some sort of danger, you'd come swooping in to my rescue? That's what you want to avoid, having to do that?

So you're concerned about my safety and wellbeing! I'm glad to know that I've got someone so caring watching out for me.

[functioningoptimally]

[ Double ugh. ]

Stop using that word.

[ it's not caring!! ]

It's only because I can't get an accurate Risk Assessment from my module if you're in range and I don't know your status.

[ how many more excuses can Murderbot come up with? probably a lot, it has a lot of media it can steal excuses from. ]